Funny things

Comedy has to be the toughest gig in the world, unless you are a half-starved malaysian prostitute with a meth problem.

Why is it, then, that most of the news stories I find lately are flat out hilarious? Who is writing this stuff?

How about this whopper from the joke-bags running the Treasury down south. Ha!

Planet Earth, 2009: You just can't make this stuff up.